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The other plants are green with envy.

Da plants kin feel da luv.

Episode: Early Retirement, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Fried tofu, of course.

u can haz ice cream insted.

Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

And you can use them for all sorts of exciting science projects!

Or u can haz apple instedd.

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Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving – or at least a happy Thursday!

Did Mac git homework done?

Episode: Redemption, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

Jack’s getting impatient for Thanksgiving.

Shoulda got sumthin heathier.

Episode: Upgrades, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

Don't forget to tip your terrorist extra for exceptional service.

He fergitted sunscreen again.

Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He ordered the boa, not the cobra.

Dis would have bin wurse.

Episode: Murderer’s Sky, Season 3 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Please accept our sincere condiments.

We likes da flavour.

Episode: Out In the Cold, Season 2 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Presentation is everything, right?

Better order pizza insted.

Episode: The Enemy Within, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Now, about those core beliefs . . .

Nex tyme he gits Linux.

Episode: The Heist, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

We can resist anything but temptation.

He gots a real plum.
icanhastofu.com
Episode: Runners, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

I’d like a double helping of the dish on the left, please.

Bet they fergitted matches too.
icanhastofu.com
Episode: The Nox, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

sg_one_a_days

Some things are worth scaling a few castle walls.

But u gots ta listen.

Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Always tip extra when getting a pizza delivered in the middle of a jungle adventure.

Dis wuz tasty too.

Episode: On a Wing and a Prayer, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Original or extra crispy?

Duz fast fud taste better in a Porsche?

Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Funny how he doesn’t smile like that over waffles.

Bettr than a stick.

Episode: Window of Opportunity, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

Resistance is useless. Pepsi is doomed.

Pleez return Jack fer deposit.

Episode: Foothold, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

Numb, maybe, but not chilly.

Chili Mac iz now a speshul order.
icanhastofu.com
Episode: Prisoner of Conscience, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It says, ‘Buy a yo-yo’.

Did it git all shook up?
icanhastofu.com
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No grasshoppers were harmed in the making of this casserole.

Tofu casserole not so grate akshully.

Episode: Out In the Cold, Season 2 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

LOLMac is celebrating

lothithil’s birthday!

Our special guest had a little trouble getting here:

Anything to declare?

Episode: The Gauntlet, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

And we’re not sure we can trust his potluck contribution:

Call pest control?

Episode: The Gauntlet, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

But he’s been reasonably good-natured about helping out with the party decorations:

Quid pro quo.

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Happy Birthday, Lothi!!!

Sam reinvents Bistromath.

And you know that after all that, they’re going to stick Maybourne with the check.

Dis dint add up.
icanhastofu.com
Episode: Foothold, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Available only in extra hot.

Dis might warm him up.
Special thanks to

dalizzie_b for the caption idea!

Episode: Out In the Cold, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Have a sweet Valentine's Day, everyone . . .

Goez with everything.
icanhastofu.com
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Probably not gonna be the most popular snack anyway.

Mebbe order pizza instead.

Episode: Out In the Cold, Season 2 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

During football season, you can never be sure if the guys are paying attention.

u can has fries with dat.

Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

At least it's vegetarian.

u kin also use it fer toothpick.

Episode: To Be a Man, Season 1
Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Would you prefer tofu casserole?

Iz tasty and filling.

Episode: Final Approach, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

The militant vegans are gonna be sooo pissed.

Whut flavour iz it gonna be?
icanhastofu.com
Episode: Phoenix Under Seige, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

And we has your trousers.

y u wakin him up so early?

Episode: The Heist, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

And just wait till you see who’s for dessert.

Kin u get it to go?

Episode: The Gauntlet, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

And we always thought he was matchless.

Hez always careful with matches.

Episode: The Gauntlet, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

With a face like that, you can have just about anything you want.

u want marshmallowz too?

Episode: Pilot, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

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