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Has it been a whole year already? Yes, indeed, it's the magic holiday of holidays here at LOLMac:

lothithil's Birthday!

Time for the fun to begin!
The party’s been a crashing bore so far, so we’re glad he’s here.

R we all gonna be at da party?
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Everyone's ready to celebrate!
I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

Den he gotsa git away.
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And we do mean EVERYONE.
Who wouldn’t?

Gotsa find da ryte place.

Happy Birthday, Lothi!!
Many troutly returns!!

Episodes: Black Corsage, MacGyver's Women, Window of Opportunity
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Screen captures from:

rda_daily, macsyourman, Stargate Caps

Seriously. You look more like a Provincial Stroller.

Thot u sed size dint matter.
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Episode: Enemies, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Da mice wont know whut gitted them.
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Episode: Maternal Instinct, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

It’s especially good for short, cutting remarks.

Kin it shoot bad guyz?
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Episode: Good Knight MacGyver, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

At some formal events, this is more dangerous than you might think.

Kin we lose da shirt insted?
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Image from: RDA.com

Gotsa be polite.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Mac still hoped mediation would have some effect, even though he had not been able to resolve the ancient feud between the Rock, Paper and Scissors clans.

Gotsa look at it inna difrent way.
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Movie: Trail to Doomsday Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Gotsa look at it inna difrent way.
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Movie: Trail to Doomsday Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Dat wuz a delicate mishun.
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Episode: Within the Serpent’s Grasp, Season 1 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

For my first barbeque, I made a grill out of the decorative slats of my crib and fed the fire with toy letter blocks.

Gotsa be careful bout da hot stuff.
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Episode: The Gauntlet, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s just the kind of thing we’ve all come to expect of you.

Dont blame it on da neevil genyuses.
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Episode: Family, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Dont blame it on da neevil genyuses.
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Episode: Family, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Curse your sudden but inevitable silliness!

Hez bin plannin neevil tricks.
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Image: promo shot Screen Capture from: RDA.com

U want a closer look?
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Iz dere a punchline to dis story?
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Episode: Solitudes, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Whuts he bin up to?
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Episode: Bitter Harvest, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Mebbe he kin jus take it fer a walk.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

I've been en route all day, mostly on airplanes, and this was my first chance to get the post done!
Regular posting times should resume tomorrow.

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Episode: Rock the Cradle, Season 3 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Kin he see better now?
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Episode: Cleo Rocks, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Hez bin makin field tests.
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Episode: Paradise Lost, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Jack gonna go fishin too.
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Event: GQ photo shoot Screen Capture from: RDA.com

But can dey sing an dance?
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Episode: Deadman Switch, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

Ask hiz naybors bout da house.

Psst . . . if anyone missed

thothmes ’ amazingly fantastic commentfic responding to my prompt of Ascended!Cat!Daniel, go read it right now. Also, read the sequel!
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Episode: Descent, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Hey,

jackwabbit -- is it your birthday today, perhaps? (If not, then happy un-birthday!)

Hez gonna win da next wun.
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Episode: The Secret of Parker House, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

This one's especially for

jackwabbit. ETA: It is now called George. (See comments.)

And now, we present the latest in a series of short subjects.

We haz a bad feelin bout dis.
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Episode: Revelations, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

It may be small, but at least it isn't flat.

Gonna make a nice song.
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Episode: Upgrades, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Little Colonel C-4 / Skulkin’ through the forest / Trackin’ down the System Lords / And blowin’ off their heads!

He dint believe dis story at all.
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Episode: Past and Present, Season 3 Screen Capture from: stargatesg1971

Special thanks to

perkyandproud for the caption idea!

You know that if we get him, you’re going to have to take care of him.

Looked gud in da display.
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Episode: New Ground, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

There is no reason and the truth is plain to see. Ya think?

Its bin pointed out to him.
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Episode: Scorched Earth, Season 4 Screen Capture from: stargatesg1971

Look! Rocks and trees and trees and rocks!

Did he signul da turn?
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Episode: Paradise Lost, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

In this style: twelve shillings and sixpence.

Iz a classical ~~dillemma~~ ~~dillema~~ ~~dilema~~ problum.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Kin u see him clearly?

Movie: Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Ask about our multi-tool approach to your insurance needs.

He knowz whut hez lookin at.

Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Pls don’t use it fer golf.

Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

sg_one_a_days

So duz Mac.

Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Although he’s been known to grumble at instances of insufficient light.

Hez gittin funny feelin bout dis.

Episode: Secret of Parker House, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!

Tall, dark, stormy, and handsome, ryte?

Episode: Good Knight MacGyver, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

And da test wuz fun to watch.

Episode: Deep Cover, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Dis iz how he found out.

Episode: Hell Week, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Special kudos to Jay Lake, from whom I stole the line.*

U kin hear dem callin.

Episode: Seth, Season 3 Screen Capture from: stargatesg1971

*No, it's not from any of his books.

Jay and I were getting ready to do a live round of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" at Orycon a few years back. We were goofing around before the game started, and -- I kid you not -- a ceiling panel fell on my head. Much consternation ensued, of course, and after taking a moment to make sure I was all right, Jay pointed dramatically at the brand-new hole in the ceiling and declaimed, "Oh my stars! It's full of gods!!"

This not only calmed down the audience and put the event back on a cheerful footing, it's possibly the most brilliant ad-lib I've ever heard in my life. So there, Jay.