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Their hosts appreciated Jack’s dry sense of humour.

Kin u taste da invizabel water?
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He’s just chilling out with all the cool kids.

Gotsa breathe deep.
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Episode: Watergate, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He’s up a creek without a paddle. Actually, he doesn’t even have a creek.

Mac dint do enny better.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Still, it beats getting sidelined. Or sideswiped.

Sumthin wented wrong sumwheres.
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Episode: A Matter of Time, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

This one is for

jackwabbit, who just got back from DragonCon.
Of cos it is.

Kin he dress up as a pirate?
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Episode: Thor’s Hammer, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

And no, I don’t want to be Mac. Or PC. I’m *really* not PC.

Mac duznt wanna be u.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Bad Ouija is a bit like bad woo-woo, only more agreeable.

Duz he know whuts on ur mind?
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Episode: Lost City, Season 8 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

All I keep finding are people who believe in Dog.

Oughta look up instead.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

This LOL comes with extra special thanks: to Lies at the rda.com forum for the image, and to Kate Ritter for the caption!
And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

R dey killer bunnies?
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Episode: The Other Guys (backstage), Season 6 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Yeah, well, size isn’t everything, right? Horsepower. That’s important too.

Ennywun gonna argue with her?
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Episode: Meridian, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

He’s been acting awfully shiftless lately.

Iz he feelin sad?
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Just wait till you hear how colourful his language can get.

Hez gonna be going soon.
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Episode: Bane, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Since they had such a nice table, it seemed like a good idea.

Gonna need more coffee.
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Episode: Prodigy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Has it been a whole year already? Yes, indeed, it's the magic holiday of holidays here at LOLMac:

lothithil's Birthday!

Time for the fun to begin!
The party’s been a crashing bore so far, so we’re glad he’s here.

R we all gonna be at da party?
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Everyone's ready to celebrate!
I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

Den he gotsa git away.
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And we do mean EVERYONE.
Who wouldn’t?

Gotsa find da ryte place.

Happy Birthday, Lothi!!
Many troutly returns!!

Episodes: Black Corsage, MacGyver's Women, Window of Opportunity
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Screen captures from:

rda_daily, macsyourman, Stargate Caps

Perhaps he was a solicitor, O’Neill. Does not the sign forbid soliciting?

Bet deyre not hidin behind u eether.
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Episode: Chimera, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

It’s a lot harder to bang the rocks together when they keep rolling away.

Ur late! Lets git started!
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When duz da concert start?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He’s supposed to present us with a series of short subjects.

Mebbe Tealc wuznt tellin everthing.
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Episode: Memento, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Your colonel has been shipped. Please wait for delivery.

Where u gonna ship dem?
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Episode: 200, Season 10 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The pararelativistic time compression effect is produced when tachyons get a good look at that shirt, scream in horror, and run the other way.

U want sum other colour?
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Episode: Window of Opportunity, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A colonel and a Jaffa warrior walk into a bar . . . following two scientists, who walk under it.

Is gittin harder to crack him up.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Yes, that’s the turn that takes you into the cage full of wild tigers. What’s your point, Felgar?

Now dey iz losted.
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Episode: The Other Guys, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He can be deadly when he shoots his mouth off.

Dats a loadid message.
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Episode: Stargate Atlantis: The Return, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Yeah, there’s nothing else on the table, but it’s a start.

Hez thankful iz not tea.
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Episode: Double Jeopardy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Is he getting a holier-than-thou attitude?

Hez havin truble with da furnichur.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Instead of saying ‘Polly wants a cracker’, it keeps saying ‘The Supreme God Pa’li demands your instant and complete submission’, which ruins the whole effect.

It jus gitted wurse frum dere.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

We heard lotsa loud bangz.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Quick, before he replaces us all with younger, edgier versions!

Mebbe he wuz filmin a pilot.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

U gonna wake him up?
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Episode: Fragile Balance, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Okay . . . so, there was a day last weekend when I posted a screen cap with no caption. That was a Big Whoops, because the post was supposed to be on

rda_daily.

But it got quite a few happy comments (more than most LOLs get, in fact), so I figured it was clearly a sign of something, other than my need for either more sleep or more coffee. I have accordingly added a caption. I'm also making this the first in a set of themed LOLs for this week, and I bet you can guess the theme!
One-way ticket, yeah.