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You grab his wallet, I’ll rip his clothes off.

Whuts da holdup?
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Episode: Small Victories, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Whacha lookin at?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s decaf. And sugar-free. And scentless. And tasteless. And colourless and weightless and generally, not there.

Whuts fer breakfast?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Dats nuthin to sneer at.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Can somebody PLEASE turn down that damned sun?

Not da brightest thing to do.
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Episode: Brief Candle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Episode: Friends, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Dose colourz probly gonna clash.
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Episode: Lost City, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Compelling proof of Goa’uld drag queens!

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Episode: Paradise Lost, Season 6 Screen Capture from: MGM.com

Actually, if Mac offers to help with any of the food, just tell him no thanks.

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Episode: The Escape, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

But the Army colonel next door still has his up! His Christmas lights, I mean.

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Episode: Red Sky, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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And some guy in a blue box picked it up, and Mac never did know what happened to it after that.

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Episode: Eye of Osiris, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

One more into the ~~breach~~ breeches . . . Masy Christmerr! Also Swell Solstice, Chappy Chanukah, Kewl Kwanzaa, Satisfying Saturnalia, and a Frolicking Festivus.
A very merry everything to everyone.

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Episode: Between Two Fires, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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How big wuz it?
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Whut else didja fergit?
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Episode: The First Commandment, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Once again, Mac risks the wrath of the militant vegans.

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Episode: Phoenix Under Siege, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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These gifts will not only unwrap themselves, they’ll go on to unwrap the recipient.

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Episode: The Madonna, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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All the needles burn up and there’s nothing to vacuum or put away afterwards. So, really, there’s no downside.

We duznt wanna talk about it.
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Who says Jack never has any bright ideas?

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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Time to decorate the colonel for the holidays!

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Episode: Meridian, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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We could pile presents under the equipment, I suppose.

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Episode: Redemption, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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My buddy Teal’c’s getting real annoyed about this War on Thanksgiving business.

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Episode: Upgrades, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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I've been terribly lax all week . . . so here's a weekend offering for the season!
Even though it was really hard to get anyone else to enter.

Did he win da prize?
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Sorry about that, Mac. As long as you’re here, just leave yourself under the tree, okay?

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Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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He kin get dere faster.
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Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Since it's the holidays, I'm going to succumb to sloth and stick you with more re-runs. It's all traditional, right?
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Please have your credit card number handy, and a list of all ordinary household objects available in the immediate vicinity.

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Episode: Blind Faith, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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You can’t always get what you want, but you can find what you need, especially in a junkyard.

U know whut i wantid.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Not that it makes a difference. That shirt’s even uglier than mine usually are.

Whut were u eatin?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Hez gittin tired of da leftovers.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He tried waving his shirt, but she shot it right out of his hand.

Hez not happy bout any of dis.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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At mealtimes, Ceiling Cat watches you masticate.

Dat wuz a close shave.
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Film: Ordinary Heroes Screen Capture from:

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Forget the key to my heart, I want the key to this damned tin can!

Hez gonna git out sumhow.
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Episode: Family, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Remember, you can only keep him if you promise to feed him and look after him properly.

Hez gonna git away evenshually.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Haz he bin waiting long?
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Did he miss da cue or da memo?
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Episode: The Challenge, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Always make sure they’re organically grown, pesticide-free, and won’t explode when thrown.

Da cabbije wuz fer da birds.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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How about if I read half of them and we send the other half to some underprivileged country?

Whut if he duznt agree with da rules?
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Episode: Smoke and Mirrors, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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He also didn’t remember chess ever using dice, darts, or a jump-rope, but Daniel seemed very certain.

Jack duznt lyke to lose.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Y u not try Linucks?
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Every time they close the windows, all the tchotchkes slide off.

He wuz missin something.
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Episode: Allegiance, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Better keep watchin!
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A wink’s as good as a nod to a nearsighted bat.

Hez gonna be back soon.
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Episode: It’s Good To Be King, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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He still couldn’t believe that little kid with the blanket had won the last three years.

Hez gonna keep tryin.
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Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 6 Image from: RDA.com

Mac’s over-the-shoulder trick finger shooting never misses.

He never sawded whut hit him.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Naw, we don’t need a hat today. How about you give us the shirt off your back?

Mebbe he gots hat hair?
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Or maybe falls asleep. It’s hard to tell.

He kin figger u out.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

For once, his hair is not the shaggiest mop in the room.

Sumbuddy gotsa clean up da mess.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Yes, there’s an app for that. There’s ALWAYS an app for that.

Iz dat part of da cell fone service?
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Episode: Full Alert, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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He gotsa feel hiz way around dis.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

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