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He recently upgraded the computer from Fortran to Fivetran.

U wanna hug instead?
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Image from: RDA.com

Whur u gonna put it?
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Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Jack needs da help.
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

The conversation keeps drifting off the subject.

We unnerstand.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Bad Ouija is a bit like bad woo-woo, only more agreeable.

Duz he know whuts on ur mind?
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Episode: Lost City, Season 8 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Feel free to lie there and keep doing it, though. We’ll just watch.

Dont care bout doin it right.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Even though he was pretty sure Pete wasn’t remotely interested in chemical formulae, hockey stats, or a complete inventory of all Mac’s tools and electronics components.

He duznt got enny sekrits.
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Episode: Collision Course, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

All I keep finding are people who believe in Dog.

Oughta look up instead.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

This LOL comes with extra special thanks: to Lies at the rda.com forum for the image, and to Kate Ritter for the caption!
And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

R dey killer bunnies?
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Episode: The Other Guys (backstage), Season 6 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Yeah, well, size isn’t everything, right? Horsepower. That’s important too.

Ennywun gonna argue with her?
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Episode: Meridian, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

Kareful with da tuching!
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Episode: Collision Course, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Also before removing the vehicle inside.

Always with da advices.
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He’s been acting awfully shiftless lately.

Iz he feelin sad?
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Just wait till you hear how colourful his language can get.

Hez gonna be going soon.
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Episode: Bane, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

This is being helpful to a fault. Or possibly as a fault.

Better do it urself.
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Movie: Ordinary Heroes Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Since they had such a nice table, it seemed like a good idea.

Gonna need more coffee.
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Episode: Prodigy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Has it been a whole year already? Yes, indeed, it's the magic holiday of holidays here at LOLMac:

lothithil's Birthday!

Time for the fun to begin!
The party’s been a crashing bore so far, so we’re glad he’s here.

R we all gonna be at da party?
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Everyone's ready to celebrate!
I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

Den he gotsa git away.
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And we do mean EVERYONE.
Who wouldn’t?

Gotsa find da ryte place.

Happy Birthday, Lothi!!
Many troutly returns!!

Episodes: Black Corsage, MacGyver's Women, Window of Opportunity
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Screen captures from:

rda_daily, macsyourman, Stargate Caps

Special thanks to

zeilfanaat for the caption idea!
The funny thing is, he only does one performance in any given place.

Hez gonna git out!
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Perhaps he was a solicitor, O’Neill. Does not the sign forbid soliciting?

Bet deyre not hidin behind u eether.
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Episode: Chimera, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Mac, the phones would last a lot longer if you would just stop TAKING THEM APART, okay?

R u xspectin a call?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

They’re skittish, but they breed well with common computer mice.

Kin we haz wun fer a pet?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s a lot harder to bang the rocks together when they keep rolling away.

Ur late! Lets git started!
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When duz da concert start?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

I kinda like the part where Hamlet is grooming Ophelia and offers her a leaf to chew on.

Da actors better git da cues.
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He’s supposed to present us with a series of short subjects.

Mebbe Tealc wuznt tellin everthing.
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Episode: Memento, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Your colonel has been shipped. Please wait for delivery.

Where u gonna ship dem?
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Episode: 200, Season 10 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A growing body of evidence indicates it can also be used to RECEIVE calls as well!

Dats jus how da fun beginz.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Derez no accountin fer bad taste.
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Episode: Jack of Spies Screen Capture from: RDA.com

The pararelativistic time compression effect is produced when tachyons get a good look at that shirt, scream in horror, and run the other way.

U want sum other colour?
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Episode: Window of Opportunity, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A colonel and a Jaffa warrior walk into a bar . . . following two scientists, who walk under it.

Is gittin harder to crack him up.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Yes, that’s the turn that takes you into the cage full of wild tigers. What’s your point, Felgar?

Now dey iz losted.
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Episode: The Other Guys, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He can be deadly when he shoots his mouth off.

Dats a loadid message.
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Episode: Stargate Atlantis: The Return, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He bought ten thousand bucks’ worth of online banana porn. Try explaining THAT to Visa.

Whuts he gonna buy with dat?
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Yeah, there’s nothing else on the table, but it’s a start.

Hez thankful iz not tea.
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Episode: Double Jeopardy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Not only is this screencap the result of the work of the wonderful

idlewild_, but she also gave me the idea for the caption. \o/
Mac didn’t expect the Sweet Little Old Lady Inquisition!

He dint wanna be dere.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

idlewild_

Is he getting a holier-than-thou attitude?

Hez havin truble with da furnichur.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When modeled as shown, they cause spontaneous combustion in fangirls’ undergarments. This could be a feature rather than a bug.

U gonna need a cold shower now.
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Movie: Through the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

It’s really only useful for signing off.

Iz mightier dan da sword!
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Movie: Pandora's Clock Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Allows you to listen to higher levels of celestial harmony.

U gots psykik paper too?
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Episode: Lesson In Evil, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Instead of saying ‘Polly wants a cracker’, it keeps saying ‘The Supreme God Pa’li demands your instant and complete submission’, which ruins the whole effect.

It jus gitted wurse frum dere.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

We heard lotsa loud bangz.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Quick, before he replaces us all with younger, edgier versions!

Mebbe he wuz filmin a pilot.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Gonna need sum new gajjits now.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

You really don’t want to be around him when he finally blows up.

Hez vry agreeable.
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Episode: Honest Abe, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

U gonna wake him up?
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Episode: Fragile Balance, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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U know whuts gonna follow dis.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Okay . . . so, there was a day last weekend when I posted a screen cap with no caption. That was a Big Whoops, because the post was supposed to be on

rda_daily.

But it got quite a few happy comments (more than most LOLs get, in fact), so I figured it was clearly a sign of something, other than my need for either more sleep or more coffee. I have accordingly added a caption. I'm also making this the first in a set of themed LOLs for this week, and I bet you can guess the theme!
One-way ticket, yeah.