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I’m tellin’ you, her wave forms were, like, perfectly curved.

Jack knowz all about dat.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Seriously. You look more like a Provincial Stroller.

Thot u sed size dint matter.
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Episode: Enemies, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Shoulda lookded after it better.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Now I’m gonna frog-march them out of here.

Da lil kidz allus liked dem.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

But hez hawt.
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Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Jack knows his team always has his back.

Wez back in bizness now.
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Episode: Maternal Instinct, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

U want fries with dat?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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And does it really matter, except on the tennis court?

Det say Jack kin tell.
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Episode: Beneath the Surface, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Also, don’t dump it over your left shoulder all over the front of the ambassador. It’s very bad luck.

It haz a flavr.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Duz it gots a boo-kay?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Howd dis happen ennyway?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Things just seem to slip between the cracks around here, y’know?

We bin lookin in all da wrong places.
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Episode: Eye of Osiris, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Rick really likes to crack jokes with his fans.

Wez all cracked here.
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“I see,” said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

Didja hear ennythin?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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No, I will NOT accept your danged ‘Friend’ request! And NO, I will NOT PLAY MAFIA WARS WITH YOU.

Too bad bout da camera.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Jack doesn’t mind being hands-on, but it really didn’t work in this case.

Gotsa try sumthin else.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The most interesting troubleshooter in the world, right?

He gotsa git away fast.
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Episode: The Wall, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

The Elder Gods want to talk to you about the recent attrition rate in this galaxy.

Gotsa watch ur back k?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Hey, look! Can it be? YES! A new LOLMac!!
It doesn’t like to hug and tell.

Dey just bin hangin out togedder.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Event: Gatecon 2008 Photo by:

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He duznt know whut to say.
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Event: Gatecon 2008 Photo by:

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If he does notice, he might like it better anyway.

Mebbe dat wuz a bad disishun.
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Event: Gatecon 2008 Photo by:

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So far, he’s analysed the tofu and run tests on the bean curd.

Whut dey gonna do next?
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Episode: The Enemy Within, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

‘Insurance’ is not one of Daniel’s languages.

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Episode: Entity, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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And while we’re on the subject, Pictionary and ‘staff meeting Bingo’ are also banned.

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Episode: Threshold, Season 5 Screen Capture from: stargatesg1971

It’s not like anyone’s going to read it.

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Episode: Runners, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Another fine demonstration of Detroit detente.

Beats readin all da fine print.
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Episode: The Visitor, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

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Episode: Enemies, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Mebbe da cold water iz hokay.
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Movie: In the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

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At least this time he isn’t complaining about it.

He duznt like sittin still.
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Episode: Gunz N Boyz, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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And he knows where the bodies are buried.

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Episode: The Tok’ra, Season 2 (promo shot) Screen Capture from:

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He can always count on us to watch his back. Very very closely.

Duz he got a snappy comeback to dat?
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Episode: Kill Zone, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Still time for a few more summer re-runs . . .
Better keep practicing, though.

Da perfect combinashun.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Mix one part vodka, two parts orange juice, and .874 kilojoules of extradimensional energy. Cover ears, stir, and serve over ice.

Mebbe hez jus tryin to read da instrukshuns.
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Episode: Lost City, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Episode: Full Circle, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Episode: Family Matter, Season 2 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

When cornered, they can become excitable and rewire your sound system, and it’ll take you ages to fix it.

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Episode: The Endangered, Season 3 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

We’re expecting a high producer system to move in later today, causing showers, squalls, and rewrites.

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Episode: Crystal Skull, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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He also never said we couldn’t rip his clothes off.

Danyul wuznt impressded.
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Episode: Revisions, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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I got married today. \o/
SQUEEEEEEEE

One last day to get ready!!
It looks like he’s in for another close shave.

Akcept no substitutes!
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Movie: In the Eyes of a Stranger Screen Capture from:

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Today, we are doing touristy things in and around Seattle.
The fish got a looong ways away.

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Episode: The Curse, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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The Jaffa Pepperoni Riots were a traumatic experience for everyone.

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Episode: Summit, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Safe in Seattle!
You don’t have to re-use the same plotlines, stock footage and bad jokes, though.

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Episode: Thief of Budpest, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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We're flying to Seattle TODAY!!
Lucky tree.

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Episode: Ghost Ship, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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This episode of ‘LA Preferential’ was brought to you by your local dry cleaners.

Dis woulda been cuter.
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Episode: Twice Stung, Season 2 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Environmental protection AND scenic improvement!

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Episode: Kill Zone, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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Episode: Kill Zone, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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O’Neill, it is characterized by multiple parallel striations.

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Episode: 1969, Season 2 Screen Capture from: RDAnderson.com

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