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He thot he wud git sumbuddy to help.
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Episode: Cor-ai, Season 1 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Fortunately, he only got pinked in the fighting.

He wuz seein red.
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Episode: Forever In a Day, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Actually, I’m getting very sleepy, and I know there was someplace I was going to.

Do we know whut all dat means?
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Episode: Brief Candle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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The panel took green-lighting literally.

Everbuddy wuz happy bout it.
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Episode: Avatar, Season 8 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

At least Daniel has stopped asking everyone to Like it on Facebook.

Whuts in dat water ennyways?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Another tough decision for General Hammond: is Daniel performing an actual ritual, or are they under some mysterious alien influence, or are they just f*cking with him again?

Gotsa be polite k?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Their hosts appreciated Jack’s dry sense of humour.

Kin u taste da invizabel water?
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He’s just chilling out with all the cool kids.

Gotsa breathe deep.
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Episode: Watergate, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He’s up a creek without a paddle. Actually, he doesn’t even have a creek.

Mac dint do enny better.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Suitable for securing invisible papers, picking invisible locks, and defusing invisible bombs.

Mebbe he kin help Jack git out.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Still, it beats getting sidelined. Or sideswiped.

Sumthin wented wrong sumwheres.
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Episode: A Matter of Time, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

This one is for

jackwabbit, who just got back from DragonCon.
Of cos it is.

Kin he dress up as a pirate?
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Episode: Thor’s Hammer, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

This, btw, is LOLMac #1600: In Which Mac Finds a Gate.
Get it? Got it? Good.

Wrong Gate?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

And no, I don’t want to be Mac. Or PC. I’m *really* not PC.

Mac duznt wanna be u.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

To celebrate the end of the hiatus, I'll be doing several posts today. This one is mostly

magnavox_23's fault.
Now, dear, if you insist on carrying him around like that, we won’t let you keep him.

How u gonna upgrade dat?
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Episode: Humanity, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

In some parts of the hemisphere, I hear that summer is ending . . . and so is my hiatus from LOLMac! I was going to start on the first of September, but this one had to go up in August, don't you agree?
Okay, who forgot and left his shirt on?

He fergitted da sunscreen.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Stay tuned tomorrow for more LOLs!

Sometimes it’s hard to see the humour in a situation.

In other words: yes, I'm feeling a good deal better, and I'm starting to get some inspiration again. I'm not quite up to regular posting again, but I can see it ahead!

Gonna hang out at at da bar next?
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Episode: The Heist, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Mac’s always been good at seeing the point.

Do u see whut i see?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

You can just see it next to that even bigger pile of J/D fic.

Whut dey gonna do with it all?
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Image from: RDA.com

He recently upgraded the computer from Fortran to Fivetran.

U wanna hug instead?
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Image from: RDA.com

Whur u gonna put it?
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Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Jack needs da help.
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

The conversation keeps drifting off the subject.

We unnerstand.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Bad Ouija is a bit like bad woo-woo, only more agreeable.

Duz he know whuts on ur mind?
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Episode: Lost City, Season 8 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Feel free to lie there and keep doing it, though. We’ll just watch.

Dont care bout doin it right.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Even though he was pretty sure Pete wasn’t remotely interested in chemical formulae, hockey stats, or a complete inventory of all Mac’s tools and electronics components.

He duznt got enny sekrits.
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Episode: Collision Course, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

All I keep finding are people who believe in Dog.

Oughta look up instead.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

This LOL comes with extra special thanks: to Lies at the rda.com forum for the image, and to Kate Ritter for the caption!
And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

R dey killer bunnies?
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Episode: The Other Guys (backstage), Season 6 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Yeah, well, size isn’t everything, right? Horsepower. That’s important too.

Ennywun gonna argue with her?
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Episode: Meridian, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Kareful with da tuching!
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Episode: Collision Course, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Also before removing the vehicle inside.

Always with da advices.
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He’s been acting awfully shiftless lately.

Iz he feelin sad?
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Just wait till you hear how colourful his language can get.

Hez gonna be going soon.
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Episode: Bane, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

This is being helpful to a fault. Or possibly as a fault.

Better do it urself.
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Movie: Ordinary Heroes Screen Capture from:

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Since they had such a nice table, it seemed like a good idea.

Gonna need more coffee.
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Episode: Prodigy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Has it been a whole year already? Yes, indeed, it's the magic holiday of holidays here at LOLMac:

lothithil's Birthday!

Time for the fun to begin!
The party’s been a crashing bore so far, so we’re glad he’s here.

R we all gonna be at da party?
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Everyone's ready to celebrate!
I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

Den he gotsa git away.
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And we do mean EVERYONE.
Who wouldn’t?

Gotsa find da ryte place.

Happy Birthday, Lothi!!
Many troutly returns!!

Episodes: Black Corsage, MacGyver's Women, Window of Opportunity
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Screen captures from:

rda_daily, macsyourman, Stargate Caps

Special thanks to

zeilfanaat for the caption idea!
The funny thing is, he only does one performance in any given place.

Hez gonna git out!
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Perhaps he was a solicitor, O’Neill. Does not the sign forbid soliciting?

Bet deyre not hidin behind u eether.
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Episode: Chimera, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Mac, the phones would last a lot longer if you would just stop TAKING THEM APART, okay?

R u xspectin a call?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

They’re skittish, but they breed well with common computer mice.

Kin we haz wun fer a pet?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s a lot harder to bang the rocks together when they keep rolling away.

Ur late! Lets git started!
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When duz da concert start?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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I kinda like the part where Hamlet is grooming Ophelia and offers her a leaf to chew on.

Da actors better git da cues.
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He’s supposed to present us with a series of short subjects.

Mebbe Tealc wuznt tellin everthing.
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Episode: Memento, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Your colonel has been shipped. Please wait for delivery.

Where u gonna ship dem?
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Episode: 200, Season 10 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A growing body of evidence indicates it can also be used to RECEIVE calls as well!

Dats jus how da fun beginz.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Derez no accountin fer bad taste.
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Episode: Jack of Spies Screen Capture from: RDA.com

The pararelativistic time compression effect is produced when tachyons get a good look at that shirt, scream in horror, and run the other way.

U want sum other colour?
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Episode: Window of Opportunity, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A colonel and a Jaffa warrior walk into a bar . . . following two scientists, who walk under it.

Is gittin harder to crack him up.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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