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If you aren’t familiar with LOLMac, or only vaguely: this is an image gallery. I post a new LOL every weekday.

There’s mouseover text on every LOL. (I've had people not notice until this several months along.)

I attribute every image and every idea other people give me, and I’m always on the lookout for new material. The archive is over 1200 items deep, and I recently started posting some of the older “classics” on Tumblr: icanhastofu.tumblr.com. Snurch at will, as long as you attribute! There are icon galleries for the snurching thereof.

Oh, and don’t forget to check for the mouseover text on each image.

Split Decision, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

( awful puns, crackfic, attributions and stuff )

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Split Decision, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

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Update: there is now, in fact, a site called icanhastofu.com. This isn't it. This one's prettier.
'Beth

No, I didn't forget. MEGA HUGS TO EVERYONE!!!!

A very merry everything to everyone.

Photo image from: RDAnderson.com icanhastofu.com

Howd he buy all dat stuff ennyway?
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Episode: Forever In a Day, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Let us not neglect one of LJ's most important* holiday traditions. *important to us, anyway, and who cares about ONTD?

A very merry everything to everyone.

Photo image from: RDAnderson.com icanhastofu.com

So why waste time arguing with a straw man? Just set fire to it. Fwoosh! End of argument!

Dont wanna fight bout it.
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Event: FanExpo Canada, 2013 Screen Capture from: RDA.com
Image by Yalisa

You know, it may have been when he yelled ‘Jesus Christ!’ really loud when that camel stepped on his foot just as Teal’c was flying in dressed as the angel. That didn’t make a good impression on the ambassador.

He dint even blow ennything up.
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Episode: Moebius, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Jack figured that Paperwork always won, but his master strategy failed when Daniel started explaining the archeological significance of the rock. In detail.

Gonna rock all round da clock.
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Jus wait till u see whut hez gonna sew next.
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

How much extra will it cost to have it delivered by drone? Cause drones are cool.

At least dey remembered.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Iz better than drinkin water.
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Episode: Shades of Grey, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

So whut wuz da problum?
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Movie: Trail to Doomsday Screen Capture from:

lolmac

He told the guy TWICE not to whisper spoilers during the movie, and would he listen? Nooooooo.

Hes not useded to da naybors.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Sometimes, the sharp words have to be backed up with . . . other sharp things.

Hez always complaining isnt he?
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Yes, it's a new LOL, after another unplanned break!

Special ~~blame~~ thanks for this one goes to

sidlj!
And he’s okay.

u gonna axe him bout it?
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Don’t know about you, but I’d give him all MY candy.

R u scareded?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

He gotsa think hard bout dat.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Jack, everyone knows you’re only mad because he’s still winning.

Iz he buggin u Jack?
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

There’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight.

Y dint he git help?
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Movie: Trail to Doomsday Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Wire u doin dis?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He dint want it to be like dat.
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Episode: Gold Rush, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Dey iz jus havin fun.
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Image from: RDA.com

Remember when we thought the mullet looked a little too much like a bird’s nest?

Mebbe derez a mouse hidin in dere too.
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Extra special thanks to Kate Ritter of RDA.com for this image!!

It was even more awkward when they all ended up sitting in Hammond’s lap.

Better get da music goin again.
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Episode: The Changeling, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

I haven’t the remotest idea how this is even possible.

Mebbe hez gotsa nadvantage.
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The weather forecast was ‘cloudy with a chance of MREs.’

Did u bring ennythin else to eat?
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Episode: Birthright, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Hez da salt of da earth.
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Episode: The Changeling, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Now we discuss the difference between wants and needs.

But dey wuz all drty an yucky.
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Episode: Family, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He was fit to be tied when he found out.

Did he see it coming?
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He thot he wud git sumbuddy to help.
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Episode: Cor-ai, Season 1 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Fortunately, he only got pinked in the fighting.

He wuz seein red.
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Episode: Forever In a Day, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Actually, I’m getting very sleepy, and I know there was someplace I was going to.

Do we know whut all dat means?
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Episode: Brief Candle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

The panel took green-lighting literally.

Everbuddy wuz happy bout it.
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Episode: Avatar, Season 8 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

At least Daniel has stopped asking everyone to Like it on Facebook.

Whuts in dat water ennyways?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Another tough decision for General Hammond: is Daniel performing an actual ritual, or are they under some mysterious alien influence, or are they just f*cking with him again?

Gotsa be polite k?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Their hosts appreciated Jack’s dry sense of humour.

Kin u taste da invizabel water?
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He’s just chilling out with all the cool kids.

Gotsa breathe deep.
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Episode: Watergate, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He’s up a creek without a paddle. Actually, he doesn’t even have a creek.

Mac dint do enny better.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Suitable for securing invisible papers, picking invisible locks, and defusing invisible bombs.

Mebbe he kin help Jack git out.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Still, it beats getting sidelined. Or sideswiped.

Sumthin wented wrong sumwheres.
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Episode: A Matter of Time, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

This one is for

jackwabbit, who just got back from DragonCon.
Of cos it is.

Kin he dress up as a pirate?
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Episode: Thor’s Hammer, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

This, btw, is LOLMac #1600: In Which Mac Finds a Gate.
Get it? Got it? Good.

Wrong Gate?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

And no, I don’t want to be Mac. Or PC. I’m *really* not PC.

Mac duznt wanna be u.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

To celebrate the end of the hiatus, I'll be doing several posts today. This one is mostly

magnavox_23's fault.
Now, dear, if you insist on carrying him around like that, we won’t let you keep him.

How u gonna upgrade dat?
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Episode: Humanity, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

In some parts of the hemisphere, I hear that summer is ending . . . and so is my hiatus from LOLMac! I was going to start on the first of September, but this one had to go up in August, don't you agree?
Okay, who forgot and left his shirt on?

He fergitted da sunscreen.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Stay tuned tomorrow for more LOLs!

Sometimes it’s hard to see the humour in a situation.

In other words: yes, I'm feeling a good deal better, and I'm starting to get some inspiration again. I'm not quite up to regular posting again, but I can see it ahead!