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You can have one as long as you promise not to put it on.

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Episode: Deep Cover, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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$Just wait till he tries to illustrate fractal theory with his comb.$
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Episode: There But For the Grace, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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First it was militant vegans, and now the potted plants are getting uppity.

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Episode: The Prodigal, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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I swear this is the last time I shop online for formal wear.

Gotsa mind ur manners.
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Episode: Bloodlines, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Gotsa watch out carefully.
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Episode: Chimera, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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They make you pay extra for *everything* these days.

Howz he gonna git enny help?
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Episode: Beast of Burden, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Unusual things may be asked of those in high command.

Duz sumbuddy need halp?
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Episode: Zero Hour, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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If you just ignore the weird guy, maybe he’ll go away.

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Episode: Bloodlines, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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If he gets the Daily Double, he has to save two planets.

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Episode: Exodus, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

We’re glad he doesn’t suffer from feelings of alienation.

R dey here yet?
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Episode: Fair Game, Season 3 Screen Capture from: stargatecaps.com

Deres alwayz an ekscuse.
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Episode: Hearts of Steel, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

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Episode: Kill Zone, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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It’s all a matter of interpretation, right?

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Movie: Through the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

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Sometimes subtraction adds up to even more.

Kin da story haz a happy ending?
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Movie: Through the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

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It's time to admit defeat . . . temporarily.

My time and energy and bandwidth are currently getting drained to nothing by wedding prep, mostly dressmaking (at the moment). I've been patchy at posting, and even worse behind the scenes: I have ideas and screencaps, o yes indeed, but no time or energy to make them into LOLs.

So I'm going to have to admit defeat, and fall back on the time-honoured practice of the summer re-run. I'll do my best to compensate for the absence of new material by turning up the hawtness . . . will that help?
No actual comb is needed.

. . . I'll just assume you can deal with the suffering and sacrifice this entails.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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The second, fourth and fifth L’s are all silent.

U kin do da maths urself.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Da mice wont know whut gitted them.
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Episode: Maternal Instinct, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

I’m telling you, Carter, in Minnesota we’ve got the biggest cats you ever saw!

But Sam gots a vizubal cat.
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Jack can has cheeseburger. We can has Jack?

We can has leftovers?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Bonus LOL! I had actually intended to post this one last Wednesday -- the day before the July Fourth holiday here in the US -- and, um, I fergitted.
Better B-sharp with your C-4.

U gonna need it.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Actually, it’s hard to find anything wrong with this picture.

Ur doin it classy.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

We bin seein funny thingz.
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Episode: Point of View, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Gotsa check it out.
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Episode: Maternal Instinct, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

You never know when a teammate of yours might encounter a mime field.

But whuts in da invizubal box?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Can you believe this, Bob? Just look at those pages turn! It’s Daniel the Badass Bookworm at his best, folks! He’s almost through the refutation and coming up on the peroration even as we speak!

Wuz dere lots to read?
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Episode: The Tomb, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Her times for fiction lag because she keeps stopping in mid-chapter to speculate on the underlying science.

She lykes readin da buks.
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Episode: Serpent’s Venom, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

Gotsa watch sum things carefully.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Dey gots problums with doze toyz.
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

We bin hearin speshul things bout dat rock.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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He was hoping they’d learn how easy it was to follow the straight and narrow course.

Dey gonna finish dat wun fast.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

In Russian, the lyrics are a lot harder to remember anyway.

Big Brudder iz listning.
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It wasn’t a very good hiding place, Jack. You should have tried spray-painting yourself gold.

Finders keepers?
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Episode: Revelations, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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I’ve already shared way too much time with you, if you know what I mean.

Watch out fer da brochurez!
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

It’s your turn to be the positive role model, so knock it off.

Jack dint find it funny.
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Episode: Moebius, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

It’s especially good for short, cutting remarks.

Kin it shoot bad guyz?
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Episode: Good Knight MacGyver, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

And he had the gall to call ME alarmist!

Hez gittin even.
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Episode: GX-1, Season 3 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Nothing’s coming out of that closet except dust bunnies.

U shudnta bin careless with da clothes.
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Episode: Desperate Measures, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Mebbe Jack iz overdressded.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

If things get more serious, we’re gonna need a bigger monitor.

Whut kinda computer u gonna use?
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Episode: The Gamekeeper, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

He can get a little holier-than-thou sometimes.

Dont git him mad at u.
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Episode: Full Circle, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Isn’t that kind of overkill? It’s a really small mouse.

Mebbe u gots wurse problums than mice.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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Iz da horse comin or goin?
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Episode: Every Time She Smiles, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

He duznt want dem to leave without him.
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Episode: The Serpent’s Lair, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Confusingly enough, the new pilot being filmed is Rick.

Dats a much better plane.
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Show: Emerald Point NAS Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Fortunately, Jack doesn’t really mind all that much.

Iz mebbe hard to see sumtimes.
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Episode: Sight Unseen, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Curiously enough, he’s still hot even when he’s cold.

Mebba oughtsa have a barbeque.
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Episode: Frozen, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Iz much better than da flowers.
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Da punishmint iz wurse den da crime.
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Episode: Absolute Power, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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