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Jack can has cheeseburger. We can has Jack?

We can has leftovers?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Bonus LOL! I had actually intended to post this one last Wednesday -- the day before the July Fourth holiday here in the US -- and, um, I fergitted.
Better B-sharp with your C-4.

U gonna need it.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Actually, it’s hard to find anything wrong with this picture.

Ur doin it classy.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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We bin seein funny thingz.
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Episode: Point of View, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Gotsa check it out.
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Episode: Maternal Instinct, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

You never know when a teammate of yours might encounter a mime field.

But whuts in da invizubal box?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Can you believe this, Bob? Just look at those pages turn! It’s Daniel the Badass Bookworm at his best, folks! He’s almost through the refutation and coming up on the peroration even as we speak!

Wuz dere lots to read?
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Episode: The Tomb, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Her times for fiction lag because she keeps stopping in mid-chapter to speculate on the underlying science.

She lykes readin da buks.
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Episode: Serpent’s Venom, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Gotsa watch sum things carefully.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Dey gots problums with doze toyz.
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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We bin hearin speshul things bout dat rock.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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He was hoping they’d learn how easy it was to follow the straight and narrow course.

Dey gonna finish dat wun fast.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

In Russian, the lyrics are a lot harder to remember anyway.

Big Brudder iz listning.
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It wasn’t a very good hiding place, Jack. You should have tried spray-painting yourself gold.

Finders keepers?
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Episode: Revelations, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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I’ve already shared way too much time with you, if you know what I mean.

Watch out fer da brochurez!
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

It’s your turn to be the positive role model, so knock it off.

Jack dint find it funny.
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Episode: Moebius, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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It’s especially good for short, cutting remarks.

Kin it shoot bad guyz?
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Episode: Good Knight MacGyver, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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And he had the gall to call ME alarmist!

Hez gittin even.
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Episode: GX-1, Season 3 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Nothing’s coming out of that closet except dust bunnies.

U shudnta bin careless with da clothes.
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Episode: Desperate Measures, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Mebbe Jack iz overdressded.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

If things get more serious, we’re gonna need a bigger monitor.

Whut kinda computer u gonna use?
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Episode: The Gamekeeper, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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He can get a little holier-than-thou sometimes.

Dont git him mad at u.
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Episode: Full Circle, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Isn’t that kind of overkill? It’s a really small mouse.

Mebbe u gots wurse problums than mice.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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Iz da horse comin or goin?
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Episode: Every Time She Smiles, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

He duznt want dem to leave without him.
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Episode: The Serpent’s Lair, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Confusingly enough, the new pilot being filmed is Rick.

Dats a much better plane.
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Show: Emerald Point NAS Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Fortunately, Jack doesn’t really mind all that much.

Iz mebbe hard to see sumtimes.
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Episode: Sight Unseen, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Curiously enough, he’s still hot even when he’s cold.

Mebba oughtsa have a barbeque.
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Episode: Frozen, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Iz much better than da flowers.
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Da punishmint iz wurse den da crime.
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Episode: Absolute Power, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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I’d heard about model cities before, but never actually saw one.

But he gots da colour back.
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Promo shot, Season 3 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

And he’s still using black and white film. What a jerk.

Which way gonna git me away frum him?
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Promo shot, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

It’s not really a black and white issue, although it sure seems like one.

U know whut da real dangerz gonna be, doncha?
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Episode: Final Approach, Season 2 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Hang on a moment, there’s somebody waiting.

Iz better than hangin separately.
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Episode: The Invisible Killer, Season 4 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Dey getting a real buzz outta dis.
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Episode: Crossroads, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Y not git takeout?
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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C’mon, man, the kid can come back for a play date with you after the game!

*Iz dat mebbe a lil boy?
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Event: Hollywood All-Stars Game, 1991 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

U gonna be in sooo much truble.
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Episode: The Prometheus Syndrome, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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‘But he’s not actually in the store!’ ‘Of course not. He checked out.’

Dont fergit to return him k?
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Episode: 48 Hours, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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For the playoffs, using balls filled with toxic substances is just another aspect of the extreme nature of the sport.

Dont call dem namez pls.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Dey told u whut it wuz gonna be like.
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Episode: Trumbo’s World, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Hurrah! It’s the most important day of the LOLmanac:

lothithil’s birthday!
Let’s go kick some Goa’uld butt for her, okay?

Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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The Guest of Honor is on his way with her present!
Very useful if you ever need to defend your other presents.

Episode: Within the Serpent’s Grasp, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Um, well, he’ll be on his way soon. He’s just having a little trouble getting started.
Do you still salute the uniform when it’s lying on the floor?